November 2009

How to get EXACTLY what you want for Christmas

We get lots of emails this time of year from our fellow four-legged fashionistas wondering what is the best method for getting the perfect gift at Christmas! Here is our proven method:

  • Find your perfect gift on, and then press print 100 times.
  • If you are a dog: leave the print-outs scattered all around your home for your owner to find.
    If you are a cat: sleep on the paperwork, and then look adorable when your owner comes home from work.
    If you are a horse: enlist the help of cat or dog.

  • Start barking/meowing/naying/tweeting whenever you see your desired gift.

  • Pretend to be concerned when your owner tells you their problems. A few blinks of the eye, and some appropriate head and ear movements will convince them you are listening. They will reward you next month!!!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”

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