Gift Sending Service launched in time for Christmas!
Prince & Princess Petwear is delighted to announce the launch of a
gift sending service, so you can choose the perfect gift for your
friends and family, and we'll deliver it to them without an invoice, (so
they'll have no idea how much you paid!) Just tick the the gift box on
the cart page. Why not add a message to your love one at the same time
and we'll include it in their parcel!
Designer Petwear Christmas gifts including dog coats, cat collars, dog id charms, and pet shampoo on sale now. Up to 50% off.
Order by 2pm, 21st December* and get it in time for Christmas!
*UK delivery deadline
QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by
opening all their presents."
November 2010
posted 2010 Nov by Prince Princess
Gift Sending Service launched in time for Christmas
Prince
& Princess Petwear is delighted to announce the launch of a gift
sending service, so you can choose the perfect gift for your friends and
family, and we'll deliver it to them without an invoice, (so they'll
have no idea how much you paid!) Just tick the the gift box on the cart
page. Why not add a message to your love one at the same time and we'll
include it in their parcel!
ADVICE OF THE MONTH:"Beware of humans who may try to confuse you by throwing snowballs for you
to fetch. "
October 2010
posted 2010 Oct by Prince Princess
Time to write your Christmas lists again! Prince and Princess Petwear has plenty of Christams gift ideas, including the latest cat clothing looks for Shpynx, Cornish Rex, and Devon Rex.
REFLECTIVE THOUGHT OF THE MONTH: "Dogs should sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats should smirk
and walk away."
September 2010
posted 2010 Sep by Prince Princess
Brand New Products Launched
The new collection of designer dog collars, leads, cat collars and toys have been flying off the shelves since they arrived at the beginning of the month. The demand for the Prince & Princess Petwear range has been so intense 60 degrees north that company My Little Closet is now the sole distributor of the collection in Sweden, Norway, Finland and Denmark.
Heroic Pet Awards...
We salute you Jack the Parrot at Hobdays Pet Shop, Coventry, who scratched and pecked the theives who broke into his shop this month. As if providing police with dna from the blood and torn clothes wasn't brilliant enough. Jack then kept guard over the shop and his friends all night until the human shop owner returned in the morning.
We now give the royal seal of approval for Youtube.
For a while the pet and animals category was used chiefly by owners
uploading videos of us doing tricks for them or sneaky films of us
caught unawares by your camera lenses (often not looking anywhere near
our best for such public appearances.) But for the second month running a
video has helped identify cruel humans. This time Ginger a dog who was
left in a car park.
QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house.
It is not necessary to check every door."
August 2010
posted 2010 Aug by Prince Princess
Cats: Don't sit too close to Wheelie Bins
Yes, they are very warm and yes, they provide a lovely vista of your territory, but as the lovely Lola of Coventry discovered this month, they are not pleasant places when you've been stuck inside for 15 hours. So fellow felines, avoid the Mary Bale's of this world and choose a bed instead.
QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "No more tears now; I will think about revenge." Mary, Queen of Scots
July - 2010
posted 2010 Jul by Prince Princess
Free Pet Charms
We've been so very busy this month ordering our staff around! We've had them wallpapering our palace and clearing out old stock to make way for the brand new designer dog and cat collars and leads arriving this August! Whilst clearing out the East Dining Room they found a box of cute dog and cat collar charms, so Princess and I thought why not give them away? So claim your free charm now before Katie Price's mutts get their paws on them!
Looking forward to the new Cats and Dogs movie out next month!!!
QUOTE OF THE MONTH: "The meek shall inherit
the Earth after we're done with it."
June 2010
posted 2010 Jun by Prince Princess
More Balls Please
Prince and I have not failed to notice how many ball games are happening this month. If you are a bit of a football fan you might want to get in on the act too with the Football Crazy Dog Toy. A good tip for getting the strangers visiting your home to play with you is to take the ball in your mouth and lightly jab your chosen human in the back of the knee. This is best done after the game and before the barbeque has got going. You might even get a sneaky sausage!
QUOTE OF THE MONTH "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face." ~Ben Williams
May 2010
posted 2010 May by Prince Princess
Launch of the Cat Couture
Collection
Last month Princess and I
had the honour of launching the long-overdue Cat Clothing Collection. The
collection, which includes designer cat hoodies, and cat tank tops with heart
motifs, was well received by the world’s press and fashion experts.
Only the finest materials
have been used to create each piece (as specified by Princess, the designer of
the collection,) and already felines across the globe are placing orders.
Silvia, a Sphinx, said,
“the quality of these cat clothes is incredible. I have already placed an order
for 3 pieces.”
QUOTE OF THEMONTH: “Cats
are connoisseurs of comfort. --James
Herriot”
April 2010
posted 2010 Apr by Prince Princess
New Beginnings
Dear Fellow Devine Dogs,
April is my favourite month – a time for chasing sheep and having a final Spring Clean before summer. Take my advice, get your owner to lay out all the collars, clothes and toys that you own, then tell them to get rid of everything because you want new stuff! Take advantage of Prince & Princess Petwear’s free delivery on orders over £25.
Prince, XX
Dear Fellow Cool Cats,
Get your personal shoppers to have a look at the new cat collars. The Leopard Print Wild Thing! Cat Collar is devine! Whilst shopping for you, remind them that you need an adequate selection of toys otherwise you might just leave a gift on their door mat.
Yours, Princess
QUOTE OF THEMONTH: “Properly trained, a man can be dog’s/cat’s best friend.”
March 2010
posted 2010 Mar by Prince Princess
A Message to Personal Shoppers
Attention all Personal Shoppers / ‘Owners’! This month we’ve had a super delivery of brand new dog and cat collars (whatever your pet’s style you’ll find some designer neckwear to match). Plus we’ve got some some snug, warm, and very cute dog and cat beds fit for royalty. We can tell you this with some authority, our royal standing aside, because we spent two blissful days testing the Sweet Dreams Dog and Cat Beds and The Choc and Cream Donut Pet Bed ourselves.
Red Carpet Time Again
It’s that time of year again when we have to spend a little longer than usual in the spa and salon, when we have an annoying PR person teaching us how to strike a pose and telling us to practice our acceptance speech, and when we just cannot decide on which outfit to wear for the big day. Good look to all the gorgeous dogs taking part in Crufts 2010!
ADVICE OF THEMONTH: “If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.”
February 2010
posted 2010 Feb by Prince Princess
Beauty Sleep and Valentine’s Day
This month we’ve designed some gorgeous new beds to keep you warm and snug while the cold weather still lingers. The Sweet Dreams Bed is available in two pretty colours – pink and blue – and the Choc and Cream Doughnut Dod Bed is the height of contemporary style. Advance-order them now before Paris Hilton’s Chihuahuas get them all!
For those of you young pups and kittens, 14th February is what the humans call Valentine’s Day, (they buy red cards and chocolates for each other.) But don’t feel left out – with our Heart Dog Hoodies and Heart Dog Tank Tops you will get lots of cuddles too!
EDUCATION OF THEMONTH: Humans who smile when things go wrong have thought of someone to blame it on.
January 2010
posted 2010 Jan by Prince Princess
Happy New Year! So Many Things To Do!
Canines – if your human companions are too afraid of the snow to take you out for a walk then why not have a game of indoor football with The Football Crazy Toy – a fun way of shifting that post-Christmas weight which will also save your paws getting icy and wet.
Felines
Make the most of the indoor climbing frame that is the Christmas tree before your human staff remove it and all the fun baubles in early January. Something to do with a silly human superstition (not all superstitions are in our favour.) If you experience withdrawal symptoms try these Glittery Pom Poms .
QUESTION OF THEMONTH: Why do humans think that the solution for dying batteries is pressing harder on the remote?
December 2009
posted 2009 Dec by Prince Princess
Happy Christmas to all our Friends
Time to find out if all that barking, meowing, and whinnying has paid off and your ‘owner’ has got you what you wanted for Christmas. But if they haven’t don’t worry – the Prince & Princess Petwear sale starts on Christmas Eve so you can afford to get what you want and more!!!!
WARNING!
Tis the season to have an increased number of humans visiting your residence, to find wrapping paper stuck to your fur, to wake up wearing a Santa’s Little Helper hat (see left), to have noisy crackers pulled above you whilst you’re under the table eating food that has fallen (accidentally or on purpose) off the table … if it gets too much, take some time out for yourself, use some Hebal Pet Calm Balm and have a snooze in your ’owner’s’ bed.
QUESTION OF THEMONTH: Why is it that when the phone rings, humans ask the people around them ‘who is that?’, instead of picking up the phone and finding out.
November 2009
posted 2009 Nov by Prince Princess
How to get EXACTLY what you want for Christmas
We get lots of emails this time of year from our fellow four-legged fashionistas wondering what is the best method for getting the perfect gift at Christmas! Here is our proven method:
Find your perfect gift on princeprincesspetwear.co.uk, and then press print 100 times.
If you are a dog: leave the print-outs scattered all around your home for your owner to find. If you are a cat: sleep on the paperwork, and then look adorable when your owner comes home from work. If you are a horse: enlist the help of cat or dog.
Start barking/meowing/naying/tweeting whenever you see your desired gift.
Pretend to be concerned when your owner tells you their problems. A few blinks of the eye, and some appropriate head and ear movements will convince them you are listening. They will reward you next month!!!
QUOTE OF THEMONTH: “A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.”
October 2009
posted 2009 Oct by Prince Princess
So many things to do, so little time…
Getting ready for Christmas at the Palace (it takes a while to plan everything), thankfully we have human staff to do it all for us. Those Designer & Luxury Parka Dog Coats are already selling like hot bacon, we suspect a lot of you will be receiving one on December 25th or earlier if you do enough barking and begging!
Take care my fellow Princes and Princesses.
Prince
xxx
QUOTE OF THEMONTH: It is a well known cat-fact that everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.
September 2009
posted 2009 Sep by Prince Princess
The Things we do to Smell Beautiful!
The new Designer Pet Spa Shampoos are here! Prince and I have created some fabulous new fragrances including Pina Colada & Coconut, and Apricot & Peach. Creating the Seaweed shampoo involved collecting seaweed a la BBC’s The Apprentice. I’m sure you will agree, when you smell the fragrance, that it was worth our efforts! (Although you wouldn’t have caught us screaming like girls at the sight of crabs.)
Love Princess
xxx
QUESTION OF THEMONTH: What on earth was the ‘best thing’ before sliced bread came along?
August 2009
posted 2009 Aug by Prince Princess
Heavily Guarded Autumn Collection Unveiled!
We can’t help but be really excited about the new Autumn line of Prince & Princess Couture for canines. The new collection includes fashionable Parka Coats in a range of gorgeous colours, Tank Tops and Warm Hoodies, and the must-have in every princess’s wardrobe The Little Black Dress. I’m going to my design studio, Cat Couture coming soon….!
Love Princess
xxxx
INFORMATION OF THEMONTH: A lost property office is for people to return things they find but don’t want.
July 2009
posted 2009 Jul by Prince Princess
“It’s a small world, then the airport loses your luggage.”
We’ve been really busy over the last month helping the humans unpack lots of boxes of (human) jewellery for accessoriespalace.co.uk the new fashion accesories boutique. It’s such a hard life.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, we were returning to the UK, exhausted after a round-the-world photo shoot, when the airport lost our Luxury Carriers. So if anyone happens to see 8 Army Camo Carriers in Pink, 4 Love Heart Travel Bags in Red, and 7 Travel Carriers in Green Camo and Wine colours, anywhere between the Grand Canyon and Heathrow, please let us know.
TIP OF THEMONTH: To the all the pets in the world who are forced to share a bed with another pet: One good turn gets most of the blankets.
June 2009
posted 2009 Jun by Prince Princess
“Stripes are in”, says the Palace
This month we are celebrating…stripes.
Keep yourself looking cool in these 100% cotton Stripes Dog T-shirts available in Baby Blue and Baby Pink. Plus – for this month only, the Candy Stripe Collar and Lead Set is now just £5.99!! How could your ‘owner’ resist?
Prince and I (mostly Prince as I believe cats are much better in a supervisory role) have cleared an entire wall in our palace to hang pictures of all of our friends and family.
Visit The Gallery to view them and don’t forget to send us your own photos to princeprincess@inbox.com
HINT OF THEMONTH: There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with dog food.
May 2009
posted 2009 May by Prince Princess
Humans are in fact Sheep
Never let it be said that pets can’t predict fashion trends. Two months ago Princess and I launched the classy Dottie Dog Collar, which was designed by moi. Not only is it a really popular design but now all the human fashion magazines are copying the monochrome style…
Meanwhile, Princess’s Union Jack Charm has also been very popular amongst the nation’s patriotic pets, and the humans are trying to copy that too…
Celebs Magazine May 09
POINT OF LAW OF THEMONTH: Cat Law – Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, soon will be.